1. seriousjones:

    A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

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  2. shawnali:

    The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

    (via formankind)

     
  3. weloveshortvideos:

    White people sweeping vs black people sweeping - Vine by Rogol & Mayo

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  4. queenuglykingbeastly:

    sexhaver:

    rasputin:

    Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

    Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

    Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

    breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

    Things like this remind me that magic is just science we don’t understand.

    (via rhymes-with-bus)

     

  5. relahvant:

    lardypoison:

    did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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    "hogwarts’ fast train"

    with such loveable characters as

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    and of course who could forget the four houses

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    and possibly the most dignified

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    Wfftipwff!

    (via dunalien)

     
  6. blockchiken:

    Naburo vs Waterboy, The Boy From Atlantis

    The Best Game Of the Year

     
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  8. princekarkat:

    for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

    (Source: princeloptr, via rdhero)

     
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  11. blendablelion:

    harroldstyle:

    IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
    I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

    BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

    for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

    (via dunalien)

     

  12. beantownbailout:

    mustaleski:

    matildathedragonfly:

    knownorwegian:

    In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

    and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

    And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

    *squints at finland*

    (via dunalien)

     
  13. pristiqdelusions:

    pizzaboywhorehouse:

    #vicious

    Next week, on Untucked

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via dunalien)

     
  14. bonefield:

    I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

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