|guinness world records man:||sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?|
|me, still doing pushups:||i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how|
|world records man, in awe:||[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]|
Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this room
Geoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5
Michael: Most kids don’t...